Browsing: Life Humor

As a man there are certain things you can’t do. Cry during movies, not have an ego, not love bacon, and more importantly watch lifetime movies. There is a problem with the last one, because lifetime movies can suck you in and you find yourself trapped in the story. The next thing you know you’ve wasted 2 hours with an emotionally driven movie and you find yourself wanting more. I’m here to tell you that I understand the struggle and it’s not all that hard to navigate through these confusing wave of emotions. Lifetime movies are suppose to draw the…

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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! Do not mix these foods together else your stomach will start a war with you. Trust me, this is a war you will never be prepared for. – 5 Hour Energy Shot and Yogurt This innocent but lethal combination will have you nearly fainting from the stomach pains. -Egg Sandwich and a Banana Though good by themselves, when joined together they’re a force to be reckoned with. You will be stuck in the bathroom sweating. -Oatmeal and a Rice Krispie Treat I’m not sure why someone would do this, but just don’t! -More than 6 Cough…

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Football season is here people! High School, College, and in a week’s time NFL! So much is associated with football like autumn, leaves changing colors, cooler weather, and TAILGATING. Everyone having a great time before a football game. All the fanatics are in the parking lots in large groups ready to get drunk and enjoy some hardnosed football. MURICAN TRADITION! There are a few things however that are needed for a great tailgate, and I’m here to tell you what it is! Tailgate Food! Because who wants to sit around and eat a home cooked meal!? I want…

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To all my writers, we go through a plethora of different emotions once we start a new project. These feelings never change no matter how many pieces you’ve done. This Idea is amazing, I can’t wait to get started. Wow the first few chapters are coming out beautifully! Oh yea, this is gonna be easy! Alright, what the hell was that? It’s alright, it’ll come to me later. There it is! Now we’re back on track for greatness! I don’t know how people will be able to turn this down. Ok, what in the hell is this crap? This story is…

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When you cross the lines and officially enter the south, things tend to change when you get down here. People are very hospitable and kind. We make sure that you’re taken care of in every way, we care about how you’re doing and we’ll smile at you. There are some problems that may arise however, like directions. When you come down here our directions tend to be a tad confusing, so i’m here to give you a small directional guide so you can know what you’re listening for. “YONDER” This direction vary’s, it can mean that it’s right around the…

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Apple, we’ve got some things to discuss. First of all I love my iPhone, my iPad, and iTunes. But what you’ve done with this update almost made me turn on you completely. I updated my phone and all of a sudden my music is all kinds of confused. My artwork was everywhere, the music I have, is now somehow gone. I’ve worked hard to get my library to be perfect and now I don’t even know what i’m looking at anymore. Music is really important and you’ve destroyed the order of it. I had playlists carefully crafted and now they…

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Men, constantly being accused of not thinking, sometimes it’s true. Most times we’re just trying to find ways to make life a simple as possible. So here are some of our thoughts. – Yes, I think bacon is great on everything. – I’m usually In my own world, so if you repeat something it’s not personal. – I like things, and more importantly stuff… So let me have it. – I am thinking about sex so please stop judging me. – just because I play video games and watch dragonball Z does not make me a child. – ladies, we…

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You know it’s tough to get up for work, you’re barely awake, and the last thing you want to do is think. Sadly, that’s all you do as the light mercilessly makes you wait. I know EVERYONE has had these thoughts before. “Shoot, I’m gonna be late for work!” “Why is the radio playing such wack songs?” “Damn, I forgot my phone cord, NO MUSIC.” “Damn, people really do get up early just to go running. Do I have that kind of will power?” “Why is this light taking so damn long?! No one is coming from the other side!”…

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The beyhive is a complicated thing, especially for a male. You see so many females devote their lives completely to Beyonce and it frustrates a lot of guys. It frustrates you because you consider yourself a huge Beyonce fan, and you could see yourself as being in the Beyhive. It’s just that looking like those crazy girls in the Behive is out of the question, so you keep quiet during Beyonce debates. But you know good and damn well you got something you want to say. The worst thing is that you know it’s ok to be apart of the…

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As many of you may know, there is a company called Netflix, it is basically the single most important bill to take care of after insurance. Netflix has turned dates around, and it’s turned lives around. Though we love it, we also hate to love it, because we often find ourselves spending hours in front of the T.V. binge watching whatever needless series Netflix throws in front of our faces. Sometimes we just watch the same season of a show we love and spends hours doing that. Almost every person has the same chain of events happen to them that…

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