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1.) Walk around with just your underwear. 2.) Wear your blanket as a cape. 3.) Crank the music up, and turn up. 4.) Take a shower with the door open. 5.) Take a nap with the door open. 6.) Turn on all the lights in the house for no reason. 7.) Actually be afraid of the dark. 8.) Hear all the creaks and noises in the house that lets you know there’s someone in the house to kill you. 9.) Eat cereal in any bowl you want. 10.) Chill with no one bothering you, ever! Everyone loves that alone time,…

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Cookouts are one of the best ways to congregate with friends and family. Most times it’s over holidays or someone’s birthday, but it still it doesn’t take away from the greatness of them. Like all great events there is both fun and annoying happening simultaneously. So I decided to post what some of the great things a cookout can offer, and the annoying things. Fun- You get to see family and friends that you haven’t seen in a long time. Annoying- You have to see people that you really don’t care and truly annoy you. Fun- All the food smells…

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I know I can’t be the only one who has looked at their phone and saw that someone has been rude enough to look at my message and not reply. Waiting for that message from that one person that you really want to hear from can be more stressful than some tests. Here’s thoughts that I know EVERYONE has had when they see the read receipt on there phone. “Well at least they haven’t checked the message yet.” “Well damn, when are they gonna check it!?” “Why do all these other people keep texting me? I don’t want to hear…

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Just Because…. Here’s some dogs doing things, and what they’re thinking as they’re doing them. “Man you need to change this song.” *Fakes Sleep* “Is she calling me?” “Just let me know when you’re ready to grow up.” “Next time y’all dress me up, i’m running away and NEVER coming back!” “Oh… Umm…. That pillow was already like that.” “Quit hiding my glasses, y’all know I can’t see without them!” “I woke up like dis!” “She thought that No was gonna stop me?” “Nah bruh, don’t mess with him.” “Shoot, he gettin’ whooped for something I did.” “I love waking…

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Our President has been a cool and great man. Sadly his days in office are coming close to ending. So I came up with a list of things he needs to say during his speeches to cement him as the best president in history. “Truuuuuuu” “Turnt” Lit, will also suffice “We outchea!” “Bruh” “You don’t have the juice” “I’ve got the juice” “They trippin” “Ayooo” “Fleek” “I made history, and y’all hate that” Sadly these things probably wouldn’t sound right coming from our president, but hey, one can dream can’t they lol. – Little King

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Sometimes I just don’t understand these job applications, they ask for a resume and then you think you’re done then it takes you through the exact same questions again on the application that are already answered on the damn resume. I know everyone has had these thoughts when feeling out an application. 1.) “Why do they have a resume section? It’s pretty much useless” 2.) “Maybe this will be the one application that will generate the information onto the application, we’ve had to make that technological advance.” 3.) “Nope, apparently we haven’t.” 4.) “Feel out my work history huh?! CHECK…

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I was at a wedding recently and one of the bridesmaids came to our table before the events got started and was just staring off into the distance as if she was being possessed. So after we let her linger there for a while the next question that was asked was…. “What’s wrong with you?” She started fiddling her thumbs like someone who was feigning for something and was just looking around. At this point and time we’re all but ready to ignore her, but then she said the funniest thing “I’m being a total millennial right now, I don’t…

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The bathroom is a magical place, so many things happen in there that help you out with life. It also gives you nightmares of the reality of your life. Everyone has had to experience these things before. – You know damn well that you should be signed to a record label because of your singing abilities in the shower. – Or you should be on stage rapping, because the bars your spitting in the shower are straight FIYA when you’re taking a shower. – When you take a shower and the water is at just the right temperature that you…

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1. Waking up Late Now that you’re an adult, sadly your job has made your body get acclimated to the early wake up time. 2. Take a nap whenever you truly need it.  Nope, you’ve got to much stuff to do, so you’ve got to drag on. 3. Randomly hang out with your friends.  Everyone’s to busy so you’ve got to make play dates like you’re a toddler. 4. Eat whatever, whenever you want Pishhhhhh You’ve got to start being health conscious now as an adult… That sucks 5. Not have to pay one shred of bills.  Always got told…

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