Browsing: Some Stories

Thirst traps on Social Media are starting to get way out of control. I was recently enjoying a good scroll through Twitter, you know trying to catch up on all the day’s events. Then I scroll past a beautiful girl. I’m a guy so I instantly stop and take a gander at what this young lady had to post. I see that she’s posted a picture, and her caption for the picture is “The way to my heart is Oreos”……… Bruh…….. I look at her picture and she had on a mid drift shirt and some panties. So i’m looking…

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Peacocks are beautiful, beautiful nightmares. I recently was at a petting zoo, but it wasn’t like any petting zoo I’ve ever been to. The animals were not in cages or at least high fences, they were free to roam as they very well pleased. Like some sort of Disney cartoon montage where the animals help clean up or something. So the Deer were free, the pigs, the goats, it was very strange to say the least. Something was weird, it was like the animals were sedated and most of them didn’t move in the least bit. They all had a…

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This is just going to be a venting session about something near and dear to me, POP TARTS. My friends have heard me for years vent about my frustration with the pop tart brand, and no it’s not because they’ve pretty much turned from a breakfast food to dessert (red velvet cupcake, really pop tarts?). Back to the matter at hand, I will take you through the day in the life of a child who enjoyed his pop tarts and milk while watching cartoons on a Saturday. The boy would wake up with eager young eyes knowing that breakfast was…

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